Teen pregnancy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

whats gay ? you

look left now look right. washing machine

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Can I touch it?

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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