- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

The glass is half an hour.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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