Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Please don't rape me.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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You know George Washington? He died.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

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