A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Banana(s)

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Patrick is gay

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your mother is so lesbian

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Fuck her

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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