everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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An asian walks out of math class

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Windows Vista

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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I came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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