- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

a show horse jumps over a bar

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

PENIS

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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