A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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I dislike old people.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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