- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Jake Bowar

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

The Economy

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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