- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why was johny late to school? He died

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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