A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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World Of Warcraft

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Women

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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