Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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666 im christian

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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