KEVIN HART

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A man. That is all.

shut up

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Tim's gay.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

cot!

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Your Mom

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Hey Caleb.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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