What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Pavel Novak

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Your mom goes to college

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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hi

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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