- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis in a box.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Hey Caleb.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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