- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Rob Bell

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

World Peace

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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