A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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knock knock your gay

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What sucks?

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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