There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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666 im christian

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Women's rights.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Nickelback.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Hey Caleb.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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