Child Prostitution.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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ps3

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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no u

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Sea World Japan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Microsoft Windows

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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