Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Star Wars

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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