Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Women's Golf

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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