- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

you will die someday

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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