- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom's dead

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Hitler is my role model

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

ruddell and dodds anal

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Women's sports.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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