A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Y2K

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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who eats pencils asians

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Women's rights.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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NEVER

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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