Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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