- Anti Joke

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

i hate you.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Baseball

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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