Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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