2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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