- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Communism

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

AVI IS A FAG

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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