Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your mother is so lesbian

I LIKE TURLES.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Mitt Romney for president.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Steering Wheel Face.

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