- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

I only like NY as a friend.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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