"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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minced oaths

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Real jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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