The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

your mother is so lesbian

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Mitt Romney for president.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Anti Joke

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