Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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