I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

George Bush.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How many dislikes can this get?

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

newt gingrich

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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