What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Get in the van

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Boobs are nasty!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I love Ciara!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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