- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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