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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i fondle myself every night....

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

The WNBA

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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