Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

The geese of Growmore

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Whats long and hard? a pole

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

I won the game.

I'm gay. Great me too.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Shit.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...