Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

knock knock go away

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

That's unfortunate.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

guess what?

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

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