What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Canada

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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An antijoke

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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