Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Women's rights

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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I love you.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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That's unfortunate.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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