There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Scott

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

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