Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

youre gay

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Ben is gay

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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