What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Women's rights.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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