Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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