why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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9/11.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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