- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What comes after "Q" R

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

apple pie.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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