Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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to see a bad joke look above

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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