Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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