- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A fish walks into a bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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