Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

French people.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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