Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Asian NASCAR.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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The joke below me is retarded

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Obama

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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