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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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my names jim haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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youre gay

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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