Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Womens Sports

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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hi bye

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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