What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

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