what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Womens Sports

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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