What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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girls basketball

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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